Matt Carr

A legend in Somers, Ny that will call you on your phone letting you know if there’s no school or not. He’s the man

“This is Matt Carr calling from the Somers Central School District, please be advised that all schools will be closed due to the inclement weather”

by mangojuulpod April 15, 2019

matt hancock

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.

"He really matt hancocked that"

by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021

Matty healy

A rock & roll poet sex god.

He reminds me of matty healy.

by zen May 7, 2015

Fatty Matty

Fatty Matty the man you see get stuck on The Ultimate rollercoaster ride.
Common chav dialect in the northern area, which rhymes.
Fatty Matty usually wears a red hoodie with the name 'Matty' written on it.

Yo! Fatty Matty!
he he that's Fatty Matty
Hey did you know that Fatty Matty had to go round twice because he couldn't get off the ride?

by Jerry2413565 May 10, 2019

MATT FROM WII SPORTS

a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you

MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY

by Alan??????? November 21, 2019

Matt Champion

radiates big dick energy
one of the finest men alive
goes off on all his verses
the ultimate sk8r boi
a king who respects women
cmon we all know he has a big dick

“Matt Champion is my favorite member of brockhampton”

by lilspacegod July 11, 2018

Matt Dillon

Born in 1964 on February 18th. Matt Dillon, full name Matthew Raymond Dillon, older brother to Kevin Dillon, who is on Entourage. Born in New Rochelle, New York, and was discovered one day while skipping class. He was later cast onto the movie "Over The Edge." Matt is most know for being in the S.E Hinton adaptations "the Outsiders", "Rumble Fish" and "Tex". He has also been in movies such as "Crash" "Armored" "You, Me and Dupree" "There's Something About Mary" and "Old Dogs".

UNF. Matt Dillon is SO sexy. He's really manly unlike Rob Lowe, who's feminine...

by Matt Dillon's apprentice July 5, 2011