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mattia polibio

mattia is a tiktok star who said the n word was homophobic, yet his little bitches he calls fans still adore him because they think he will marry them
Sane Human: hey do you know mattia polibio?
CRAZY BITCHASS STAN: i love himm omgggggg
by staymadbitchass May 20, 2020
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Mathias

Mathias` are often found either in the forest, hobbiting about. or working with wood. They craft all sorts of useless things. The "Busser" variety of Mathias` are like this.
Bob: Look, its a hobbit.
Dan: Man, thats really Mathias.
by Hunter Hinks March 5, 2011
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Matthieu

Your mom a Matthieu
by Rogan Pohl February 17, 2020
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matthijs

playing a game so thorough that you found every secret in the games, some that even the designers didn't know.
also: finding obscure and funny sites on the internet.
I've seen every corner of Baldur's Gate, I totally Matthijsed that game.
He's Matthijsed a site about penguin conspiracies.
by Gerard Leduc December 17, 2005
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Mattia Polibio

Mattia Polibio is a tiktoker who thinks being Italian is a personally trait. Motherfucker says the n word on a daily basis but gets praised bc hes "good lookin". Yall just blind mf reminds me of a Nigersaurus.
"OMG IS THAT 4 INCH ITALIAN NIGERSAURUS ASS TIKOKER"

"BRUH! HEARD HE HAS A FAT NECK"

"YALL SEE HIM ON TWITTER? MF THICK ASF" That explains his big ass ego

Mattia polibio means italian 4 incher
by Nigersaurus REX March 2, 2020
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Dirty Matthias

When you masturbate to Kanye West using a mater beater while listening to Donda then you cream on a picture of Kanye West and give it to your friend as a gift.
I gave my friend a dirty Matthias last night
by KanyeWestHasALargePenis October 29, 2021
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Mathias

Mathias is a very intelligent guy. Unfortunately he does not any popular in anyway. He would think its fun to sit there and starre at a nothing and have no fun than being with his (2) friends. His a really annoying human being. Anti-Social asf *cough*. He's a really lonley kid the only friend he has is himself and his coumputer's. He's also a really picky human he would not eat any find off fish anf stuff the only thing he likes is water and milk and he does also not like soda or candy or anything in that sort. The only chips he likes i called Elias chips. He can't even tie his own shoe lases. And he can't even swim for his age. And he hates assholes like a ego person that thinks they're popular. That's why mathias has struggiling being happy he secrently wants to punch him in the face and unfriend and blobk him on any social media also in real life, but then the guy would annoy him forever
Random girl 1: Isn't that the boy names mathias that couldn't swim?
Random guy 1 : Yes that's him lol what a shame for him.
Random guy 2: Wow Mathias does nearly anything himself buh! My mom makes me make dinenr and do the dishes!!
Random girl 2: I don't get how mathias lives like that! i need to take out the trash :(
by <3 xoxo your devil xoxo <3 October 15, 2019
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