matea

monkey, monkey, monkey

matea is being such a monkey

by liammuller October 27, 2020

mareeam

Wasteman

Mareeam is a wasteman innit

by quavers April 22, 2018

Matheas

AKA mj

Real ass nigga.

"That nigga Matheas a real one."

by mjthedon November 14, 2021

Matea

A Albanian slut!

Matea is an Albanian slut

by lolgeek838 October 30, 2016

Mateja

Gay guy with short hair and glasses,he loves Johnny Sins,he does pushups whenever girls are around him,never.

Who's that kid over there?
-Don't look,it's that Mateja kiddo!

by Theresnoname July 2, 2020

Mateas

A beautiful, sexy girl with huge muscles. Might have a penis, depending on where she is from.

OH WOW, SHE'S SUCH A MATEAS

by The Yellowest Asian Alive October 18, 2018

Matea

Matea is a girl who wears a pound of makeup but is still ugly. She is also such a fake person. She has the fakest laugh that will annoy the shit out of everyone. She also has huge eyeballs that scare the shit out of everyone. She is usually a poor girl who uses all her money on beauty products. She had the potential to be smart but shell decide to be popular instead.She will use anyone to become popular and then pretend she doesn’t know them. She’ll date boys even though she is secretly lesbian just so she can tell everyone she has a boyfriend. She is also a giant slut and liar! She’ll take you away from your friends and make you feel like a piece of shit everyday! If you ever meet someone named Matea, NEVER TALK TO THEM AGAIN!

Matea is doing her stupid laugh again! Plug your ears and evacuate!

by SavannahG18 May 17, 2018