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marriage

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell
by jethro January 16, 2004
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marriage iguanas

Nickname for marijuana that only dope ass mother fuckers use
Hey wanna smoke the marriage iguanas tonight?
by grams👵🏼 April 25, 2015
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Marriage

Marriage is to love, honor, and respect.
by Brown eye's December 19, 2016
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Marrianne

The sexiest women you will ever meet. She is kinky but also gorgeous. Marrianne is a women who cares about her friends and family but will tell you what needs to be said, no matter how hurtful. This lady has got a booty on her and she knows it. Marrianne is a women, never confused to be a girl.
Dangg. She must be a marrianne! That women just told him off but is damnn sexy. Sometimes she can't control her anger, she can say something that might hurt you. She's both a good and bad friend, it's depend on how you treat her. She's dangerous when angry, be careful with her. She can make you laugh but she can also make you cry harder.
Marrianne
by Cristelyne November 24, 2021
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Better Marriage Blanket

Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.
John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket
by Werd backwards Is me! September 9, 2010
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Love marriage

Love marriage is something which everyone wants to do but no one can do it because it is against our shit Society system
You :Uncle I want to do (love marriage)
Uncle: What the fuck ? It is against our society rule.

You : can you share me that rule book ?
Uncle: 🙄🙄
by Madarchod December 28, 2020
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7 eleven marriage

Frank works like a dog, travels 95% of the time and has tons of dough. His wife Marisa could care less as long as she can spend it! No love in that 7 eleven marriage!!
by blankford July 9, 2012
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