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Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
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Bee Marker

A bee sting that stays on you forever.
Guy#1: I got a bee marker today.

Guy#2: Unlucky.
by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022
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Marker

Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*
Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*
use this word when you have a friend that has a heart attack
by uhhh yes February 14, 2025
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Marker makeup

When you're in the psych ward and you only have a washable marker to put on green makeup that makes you look like reverse ICP
I looked like a sexy alien with my marker makeup - Kelsey
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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marker hunting

its when your in kindergarden and your finishing a drwing but you dont have the correct colours to finish it so you walk around the classroom and you steal markers
i went marker hunting but go caught
by your gay by the way August 15, 2022
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Marker Wiping

When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.
He took an hour because he was marker wiping.
by Poopoopeepeepoopoo February 23, 2021
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Find the Markers

Man 1: Let's play Find the Markers together :
Man 2: sure
Karen: NO NO NO NOT GUD GAME DELETE DELETE DELETE
by romcu_pz January 21, 2024
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