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Mr. Magoo

It is when you have to take a shit and on your way to the bathroom the head of the shit peaks out your ass. My the time you get to the toilet the whole head is trying to poke a hole in your underwear.
Mr. Magoo is peaking his head out of got to go.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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Blue Magoo

When your the first person to shit in a porta-potty and the blue liquid in the bowl splashes up and hits your anus.
Son, the porta-potty cleaner was just here. Throw some toilet paper in the water so you don't get a blue magoo.

Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!
by Rivada June 1, 2025
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MAGOO

Just as the good hearted but visually impaired cartoon character Mr. Magoo, someone who is blind to reality yet imagines they're managing life just fine.
My brother and I do not agree on the evidence; we don't see things the same way. I'm not pointing fingers, but one of us is a MAGOO.
by Omar O. Ungh August 13, 2025
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magoo

A delusional #maga supporter who searches out strangers on the internet to berate for no reason--usually too blind to see past their cheeto-colored glasses
A magoo just commented on one of my tweets from three months ago claiming that Trump is going to have me personally tried for treason.
by katb0x May 2, 2018
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magoo

A person who has bad hygenic habits and thus suffers from such things as bad breath, stinky feet, BO, etc.
Dude, did you smell Mikes feet when he took off his shoes?!

Yah man, what a f**kin magoo!
by kjp December 9, 2008
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