The baddest bitch in the world. If you try to fuck her over, she will cut off your dick. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience. Best sex I've ever had, but worst decision I've ever made. Shouldn't cheat on her. She will skin the other bitch alive. Even though I have no dick anymore, I am still in love.
Chad: "never cheat on Maggie. that bitch is crazy"
John: "whatcha mean dudeee?"
Chad: "she went through my phone last night and cut off my dick"
John: "damn dude thats tough"
John: "whatcha mean dudeee?"
Chad: "she went through my phone last night and cut off my dick"
John: "damn dude thats tough"
by Chadnodicksmith September 16, 2018
Get the Maggiemug. THE HOTTEST PERSON EVAAAAAA
by yeetithhhh April 16, 2020
Get the maggiemug. MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE come here and bring me a beer!
Marge
#Maggie #OW_Maggie #Quang #Loom
Marge
#Maggie #OW_Maggie #Quang #Loom
by JakeShinx March 28, 2017
Get the Maggiemug. Maggie is a girl who always looks like a million bucks (ie. pretty dresses and skirts), except when she wears sweats/ athletic wear (ie. the HC sweatshirt). She does look good in athletic wear but not "a million bucks" good.
Her face is like an angel's... one flash of her smile would allow her to get away with murder. Her voice is also like an angel's, both in song and speech. Shes like those girls on miss USA without the skanky. When you first meet her, you will think she is sweet as a cupcake, but when you get to know her, you learn otherwise.
Maggie is a girl who is very smart but uses her smarts to taunt/ torture people sometimes. Her pessimistic/ apathetic perspective on life is hilarious along with her sarcasm.... when it is not used at your expense.
She maintains the perfect balance between care-free and serious diligence, working hard to become a doctor during the week then throwing some stellar parties on the weekends.
She has phenomenal taste in music, preferring Celine Dion, Justin Beiber, and Broadway show tunes
To sum up Maggie Johnson, she's got as much feisty-ness as a bobcat, more wit than your college professors, and looks like a disney princess.
Her face is like an angel's... one flash of her smile would allow her to get away with murder. Her voice is also like an angel's, both in song and speech. Shes like those girls on miss USA without the skanky. When you first meet her, you will think she is sweet as a cupcake, but when you get to know her, you learn otherwise.
Maggie is a girl who is very smart but uses her smarts to taunt/ torture people sometimes. Her pessimistic/ apathetic perspective on life is hilarious along with her sarcasm.... when it is not used at your expense.
She maintains the perfect balance between care-free and serious diligence, working hard to become a doctor during the week then throwing some stellar parties on the weekends.
She has phenomenal taste in music, preferring Celine Dion, Justin Beiber, and Broadway show tunes
To sum up Maggie Johnson, she's got as much feisty-ness as a bobcat, more wit than your college professors, and looks like a disney princess.
Maggie looked so pretty today in her purple dress.... and then she made Andy cry. Disney Princess Rapidform Justin Bieber Medical School Bobcats Broadway Miss America
by Len Jeavitt June 29, 2011
Get the Maggiemug. A fat cow with saggy breasts touching the floor. Has no self respect. She has the brain of a bird.
Cheating, fat water buffalo.
Cheating, fat water buffalo.
by Someoneuuse2no July 24, 2020
Get the Maggiemug. by Bootyshakerz  May 8, 2021
Get the Maggiemug.