fuck my mom

You should do it

you should fuck my mom, bob!

by cdnwejdc December 1, 2022

my mom

my death

my mom will kill me

by Shooosh December 16, 2024

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.

Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

On my moms

Meaning In New York on my moms = I’m not lying

On my moms I seen her yesterday.

by Anneliese A Santiago April 9, 2020