my cock and balls

my cock and balls that are attached

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!

by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Suck On My Cock, I'm So Confidence<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Suck On My Cock, I'm So Confidence<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Suck On My Cock, I'm So Confidence<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

Keck On my cock

Making a gagging noise when you have a big cock in ur mouth

i told you to keck on my cock bitch!!!

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Vincent my cock

Originated from the name vincent van gogh (gogh pronounced as khok). Means between the lines of “suck my dick” and “fucking ‘til sunrise”

1
-Man, shrek 2 really sucks
- You know what Sharon? you can vincent my cock

2
- They’re kinda hot, lowkey wish we could vincent my cock

by qwerty kiv November 18, 2020