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my cock and balls

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!
by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023
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Suck my cock

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Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
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rockin' my cock off

a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar
nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"
by sergeant pebble December 8, 2022
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touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock
People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good
by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023
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Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
by Gregor111 July 18, 2018
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