Motorcycle

a vehicle that can go from 0-100 km/h in 2.7 seconds and 100-0 in 2 nanoseconds.

Motorcycle rider: oh look the arrow is at 100 on my totally safe motor vehicle placed upon the basis of two wheels, hence its name motorcycle wait is that a Truck? OH NO

by spade.dk June 5, 2018

electric motorcycle

Electric Motorcycle: noun.

A motorcycle that is 100% battery powered and no one will ever hear coming!

With its powerful motor, nimble handling and stealthy silence, the electric motorcycle is designed for the super villain who’s goal is to never be caught!

by Battery Licker February 22, 2020

Motorcycle

The most thrill-seeking rides ever
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting

Why drive a fucking car when you can be badass and use motorcycles.

by Knmagor October 31, 2022

24 Motorcycles

24 Motorcycles is a slang that can be used randomly in discord VCs to confuse your friends. If used enough they'll repeat this slang aswell.

User: oh bro this is 24 motorcycles immediate ada sandler crazy eigh nights,
Friends: What

by ascoutmainTF2 March 27, 2024

Michael Michael Motorcycle

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal

Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!

by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024

Motorcycle Karen

A biker who starts road rage for other cars' minor driving faults.

It was coined by the motorcycle training youtuber DanDanTheFireman.

Typical Motorcycle Karen behavior includes:
Speeding, aggressive lane filtering, wearing no gear, stunt riding, rev bombing, honking, mirror punching, weaving at cars, acting like police officers, following cars to "confront" the drivers, lifting up the helmet's shield and yelling, having a GoPro mounted on the helmet, uploading "this car cut me off" clips on YouTube

*bikers vs people video compilation playing*
Biker: HEY!! YOU JUST CUT ME OFF!!
Old lady in a Prius: Oh my God, I am so sorry
Biker: I GOT YOU ON CAMERA! I GOT YOU ON CAMERA! FUCK YOU!!

someone watching the video: damn, that dude really is a Motorcycle Karen

by FEDERÌ April 1, 2021

motorcycle-complaining

Three people are sitting on a motorcycle while the other is driving and the other two are fucking each other with a slight curvature of the SIXTY NINE position eating ass and dicks. Usually used for three gay guys.

"Damn you got me hard watching you both motorcycle-complaining" Jack (The Big Booty Dumptruck)
"Shut the hell up before I eat your ass"

by Do(r)cking March 10, 2023