Mississippi Mashed Potato

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.

Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.

by RainbowHugger March 4, 2011

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Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

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mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.

When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.

by SWEPro August 13, 2025

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Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.

“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
“Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”

by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025

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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

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