magnolia minge

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.

"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

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magnolia texas

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.

I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.

by Sallywally May 10, 2018

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magnostic

The belief that magnets, magnetic fields, and magnetism are lies made up by the government to hide the existence of wizards.

Adam: I got you magnets for your birthday!
Will: What you got me are lies! You should know by now that I'm a magnostic!

by pkpman February 16, 2019

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magaoidh

A person who tries to polish a turd due to having a large ego and little dick syndrome

Person 1 - this Sports player is hopeless, only a magaoidh or family member would rate him

by Mr wise owl October 25, 2019

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Magnogo

A Magnogo is a crypto investor that sold at the worst point possible.

The term "Magnogo" originated when a Telegram user called "Magnegro" bought 2k USD of $AKITA tokens soon after the crypto currency was launched, he owned 1% of all $AKITA. At the ATH his 90B tokens were worth 880k USD, but Magnegro sold at the bottom and is just able to buy a second hand car. Three days later, the price of $AKITA went X 5. Soon dozens of memes were made by the Telegram community, dubbing "Magnegro" into "Magnogo".

"Yo Dawg, did you HODL your crypto?"
'Nah man, I sold at the bottom'
"Wow, you're such a Magnogo"

by Savage Perov May 8, 2021

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