Do I look like a fat ass?

Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.

Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.

by GSPSlats January 10, 2014

looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

by amarialin September 24, 2022

you look like you eat sand

your mouth is dryer than the sahara desert, dryer than your moms vagina

Why yo mouth so dry? 'You look like you eat sand.'

by alexwall28 January 03, 2022

Do i look like your Daddy?

It's used when you have zero tolerance for other people's fakeness or when they throw tantrums in front of you believing you will bow down. It can also be used when anyone bullies you.

This phrase comes out from a vine video.

X- do my homework. I have this new movie that i want to see.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.

by Bitchempress June 16, 2018

you look like a tall glass of water

The select individual looks really good, hot, tall tan and handsome, sexy, etc

Damn boi, you look like a tall glass of water!

by rOniE123 July 20, 2017

Who do I look like Kreskin?

Kreskin=famous mind reader

by Anonymous October 02, 2003

you look like a cow looking at a new gate

a look of lost bewilderment.

Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..

Jill: huh?

Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.

by cory enderby October 03, 2006