Lindsay Lohan

The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.

by Mazmorrero January 5, 2012

Lindsay Lowhangers

A guy with low hanging balls, that slap your ass when you get banged from behind..... Low hanging balls, teabag etc.

One could say a guy with low hanging balls, or nuts has lindsay lowhangers.

by Tarot73 December 15, 2011

Lindsay Law

A future law to be enacted by Congress which will allow for the compassionate euthanasia of child stars upon reaching their 18th birthday. It will be named for and dedicated to Lindsay Lohan.

"I'm so glad they passed the Lindsay Law last year. It gave so and so a death with dignity."

by NcredibleEgg January 11, 2008

Going Lindsay

1.Driving while intoxicated.
2.Driving intoxicated, and smashing up your ride.
3.Driving intoxicated, smashing up your ride,then fleeing the scene. Leaving the Blow behind, opptional.

Frank: Phil left the bar mucho baracho.
Susan: I guess he's Going Lindsay?

by v83image February 14, 2008

lindsay lohan

an aids wagon

i just took a ride on lindsay lohan and got aids

by that guy whos always right August 9, 2009

lindsay lohan

offered as a celeb teen alternative to hilary duff. is actually almost as untalented as her rival.

lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.

by anti-conformist November 22, 2004

Lindsay Capuano

Perfection.

Lindsay Capuano is the definition of perfection.

by Lindsay Capuano simp May 18, 2021