Less than zero

When your heart is cold and you are toxic and careless

You also may be heartless

Her: baby stop being so mean!
Him: I'll always be less than zero, I can't help it

by Theweeknddawnfmfan January 12, 2022

i could care less

Used incorrectly by idiots to mean 'I couldn't care less'.
This is turn means 'I care so little about this topic that my level of caring is at its utmost minimum'

When people say 'I could care less', what they are actually saying is:
'My level of caring is not yet at its minimum, and there is scope to care less about this topic.'
...Which is one of the most useless things you can tell someone.

A: "The paint is nearly dry! Oh wow what a momentous occasion!"
B: "I couldn't care less"
A: "This person is disinterested, therefore I shall refrain from further comment about such matters"

Incorrect version:
A: "The paint is nearly dry! Oh wow what a momentous occasion!"
B: "I could care less"
A: "Erm...ok...thanks for letting me know?" O_o

by correctioncan221 May 22, 2013

French Lessons

deep throat blow jobs.

Amy offers french lessons, with a donation of course.

by rock_monkey17 August 27, 2009

Less Than 3

AKA Less Than Three
A quote from YouTube star NigaHiga. It's basically just the worded version of <3.

Person1: OMG! I looove Justin Beiber! Less than 3!

by Gaz-pat-cho April 16, 2010

Less Than Professional

A relationship where you are romantically involved with the other party.

Person 1: what's the deal with you and Sarah?

Person 2: Oh we're less than professional.

by Zeitgeist0190 January 15, 2009

lesser human

you david

David you fucking lesser human

by the moungrule April 24, 2018

lessir

A combination of “let’s go” and “yessir”

Person 1: “you want to go to Texas Roadhouse bro?”
Person 2: “LESSIR”

by AbstractBeak March 10, 2022