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Stinky Lawnmower

The act of vigorously pulling out a large strand of anal beads from anothers butt hole. Similar to the quick jerking motion used to pull start a Lawnmower.
Nothing says "I'm revved up and ready for anal" better than starting the night off with a few pulls of The Stinky Lawnmower.
by Dr. Von Twatstein February 11, 2013
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Organic Lawnmower

When you viciously yank anal beads out of a person's anus, as if you're starting a lawnmower.
I gave her an Organic Lawnmower and she slapped my dick off.
by AnalYanker November 28, 2017
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smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.
Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.
by deadviserion December 2, 2017
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Brazilian lawnmower

The razor one uses to shave their genitals.
"dude, I can't believe you used my Brazilian lawnmower on your face."
by Sororita February 18, 2022
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Revving up a lawnmower

A two part sexual act.
The first part of the act consists of forgetting to use a lubricant on Anal Beads before inserting them into anal cavity of an unsuspecting sexual partner.
The second part is simply a quick removal of unlubricated sex toy in a manner similar to revving up a lawnmower, causing severe damage to the sex partner.
Dude, I once knew this goth girl that was into butt stuff. She wanted me to bead her up, but I forgot to use the lubricant and ended up lrevving up a lawnmower
by YimmyBoi September 28, 2017
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Angie the Lawnmower

Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)
“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”
by Angie did it December 11, 2018
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Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.
Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
by Dalexley April 2, 2021
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