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OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*
by datboi101lol March 1, 2021
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Sony Launch Syndrome

When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.
We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.
by xyzentw November 22, 2020
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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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Soft Launch

When you start dropping hints for an excuse you’ll use later to get out of something
My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning
by RR25320 September 11, 2025
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Launch operation barbarossa

To invade and cause massive destruction on someone or something
Don’t mess with my girl or I’m gonna beat the sonic coins out of you and I’mma launch operation Barbarossa on your property
by SSSophieRain September 22, 2025
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Avocado launch

The technology approach in context of 'avocado birth'.

You and you're team have developed and worked a long time with a new release. This release is huge, with lots of codelines, many third party dependencies and integrations to rely on. If it fails, it could take down your entire system platform that your partners and customers are depent on.

You face a system acocado launch.
Management: "When will the new release of our new software be in production?"
You: "Probably today. We have to pay special attention to this one. It's an avocado launch"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
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FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
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