Lanky Flakes

The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!

Lanky Flakes is good cereal!

by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017

Lanky Larry

An individual with lots of money and cars, also can be used to refer to a male that attracts a lot of females

Oi lanky Larry how you doing
Bro he’s lanky Larry

by Xbffgb July 28, 2018

Lanky Barbara

Lankiest Person to ever step on the planet. If you don't wish on her birthday (25 March) she'll strangle u with her long lanky legs. She also has a worm in her house and she is just. Lanky like coconut

Coconut: "hey, do you think I'm a Lanky Barbara?"

Mango: "yes, and that's y I don't like you eww"

by Rotutu.co.uk March 25, 2022

lanky

to be a lanky, one must demonstrate an excessive quantity of either or all of the three A’s. a willingness to provide unreciprocated Admiration, Assistance, or Attention, to a female in some shape or form.

Did you see that guy begging me to let him do my homework? He’s such a lanky.

by ishallruletheworld August 11, 2021

Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes in barmy stories that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.

Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days and of course it’s possible for an inaminate object to move against the tide.

Lanky yokel: it doesn’t mattet if a crime has been committed if the family are happy with the verdict.

by MB_NB July 9, 2023

Lanky

A tall skinny person (very tall)

Omg!! Noah over there is so lanky!

by Dashton December 10, 2021

Lanky-Janky

Something you say when you have no other words for something exceptionally long, weird, nerdy, dubious, or unreliable.

Jeff: The Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug is a self-propelled german air defense system equipped with Roland 2 surface-to-air SAM missiles, such as the VT1s, all on a MAN 15t 8x8 KAT A1 truck.
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023