to be a lanky, one must demonstrate an excessive quantity of either or all of the three A’s. a willingness to provide unreciprocated Admiration, Assistance, or Attention, to a female in some shape or form.
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Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days.
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Someone who’s over the age of 30 who comes into your DMs who you don’t wanna talk too, also known as a pedophile
Friend #1: Did you hear about the Skanky Lanky on the tv?
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles
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