Landen

Landen is a guy who can sing, make jokes and scare you to death. You can tame a wild Landen with a box of cookie dough bites and geometry dash.

Landen’s a weird soul, he’s good at math and English!

by JWoman717 November 14, 2024

white landen

The act of loading up your cock and spring sniping a beer into a bowl of chili.

Dude 1: Yeah bro lets see it
Dude 2: *cock punches out a Busch light*
Dude 2: White landen!!!

by peachnuts February 1, 2025

Landen

Landen where do I start, kinda trash at everything also can't get over a girl named Alana. Not very good at football and has small penis.

Landen is trash

by Derrick115 April 10, 2025

Landen

Landen is usually chill. He enjoys following rules and gets mad when his name is spelled wrong, but he always tries to do the right thing. He's moderately athletic and enjoys sports, and he does well in school, always scoring well on standardized tests. He will be a good athlete, but will inevitably end up working a 9-5.

"Hey, have you seen Landen."
"No, he's probably at home playing basketball."
"Why doesn't he do anything except sports and schoolwork?"

by Dixon09 May 9, 2025

Landen

He was made for Maddie, literally only person he needs or wants in life, he loves Maddie with his whole heart, he’s also a family man, loves to take care of everyone

Maddie: I love you Landen

by A guy 2 September 27, 2023

Landen Mello

Biggest dick known to man and very sexy

“ look it’s landen mello im gonna goon”

by John0234 April 18, 2024

landen

landen’s are players and don’t have any plans to settle down untill it just happens

wait is landen going to the party

by Wowowowowow123 November 27, 2021