Lab school girls

The most depressed people you will ever meet. Always sad and always mad. Only thing they’re good at is drinking and vaping but they know how to have fun! They are drop dead gorgeous and get all dick

Things to know before coming:
The anime kids are mean
So many stuck up/fake bitches
Boys will bully the shit out of you

Guy: ayo what school does that girl go to
Guy 2: lab
Guy: she’s bad asf
Guy 2: yeah cuz Lab school girls are bad asf

by Shawtiiii November 2, 2021

Lab Rat

Someone who blindly follows their government direction and takes an un tested and un approved drug while signing away all of their legal protections at the same time... you used to get paid for stuff like that.

“Hey man the Lab Rat line at the China Virus Vaccination buffet is down to 2 hours, let’s go get stuck !”

by Masked Ahole May 20, 2021

lab dance

When a lab's a puppy and there all excited. Then they jump up and put their front paws around you and have ''sex'' with you.

(little boy around five is walking to his mum after having being victim of a lab dance) mummy!!! im not a virgin anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by kicknickinthenet January 2, 2008

Lab Licker

The female equivalent of "Poll Smoker".

A woman or man who eats pussy or performs oral sex on a woman with great enjoyment.

I ate Tina's pussy so well, I bet she is thinking I was a lesbian lab licker in a previous life.

by UrbanAndy November 13, 2011

lab shamed

When a student asks a question found in a hands-on lab guide and the instructor references the page and number that holds the answer, that student has been lab shamed!

Q: What's the password for the virtual machine?
A: On page 4, #1 of your lab guide, you'll find the password

You've just been lab shamed!

by dogeared February 27, 2019

Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.

"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."

by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020

Lab Rat

someone who blindly follows their government direction and takes an un-tested and un-approved drug while signing away all of their legal protections at the same time... you used to get paid for stuff like that.... just saying

Hey man I saw the Lab Rat line at the China Virus Clinic is down to 3 hours, let’s go get stuck!

by Masked Ahole May 20, 2021