Little Man Syndrome

Little man syndrome is where you are so short no woman wants you.

An example would be Talus height 5’1”. No one has ever seen him with a woman therefore he has Little Man Syndrome

by Not your bc November 13, 2023

Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)

You are such a mummies little man

by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022

little man

An ordinary person who is not wealthy, famous, or powerful — used to refer to such people in general. a politician who portrays himself as a friend of the little man. (britanica)

“I remember walkin ' ' round the court square sidewalk Lookin ' in windows at things I couldn't want There's Johnson's Hardware and Morgan's Jewelry And the ol ' Lee King's Apothecary They were the little man The little man“ (Little man, Allan Jackson).

by Mama Kin's fan May 1, 2022

Little-man

A guy who does everything his female tells him to do

“Omg my boyfriend is such a little-man”

“Really?? My boyfriend abused me for speaking without permission.”

by KindaYT November 16, 2019

Little Magic Man

Tiny but powerful dick

Lizzy- Robert's got a big one, but you can't go wrong with a little magic man.

by Chelo_is_a_groupie December 15, 2022

Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard

Jonathan Palmer was diagnosed with little man syndrome after getting angry when Jeff asked the waitress for a high chair for him at roosters. He did in fact measure 4' 11" so he did qualify for the 12 and under discount.

by Hshdj78 September 30, 2022

Little man in the boat

The slang for a woman’s clitoris

Hey baby you want rub on my little
Man in the boat for me?

I love when you stroke the little man on the boat for me.

Stroking the little man in the boat might make me cum hard all over your hand.

by SusieQ Ball February 26, 2025