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Kristy

Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.
Doing the #Kristy
by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021
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anna-kristi

Means a hard core girl with endless possibilities.

Verb «Anna-Kristiing» is to have a strong need to dance whenever bad music is played in public spaces.
What are you doing?

Im Anna-Kristiing
by Alma Diaz February 22, 2018
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kristy

the best, hottest, and smartest person ever. everyone loves her and has a crush on her.
Man: did you hear kristys back in town?
Other man: woah i gotta see her pretty face again
by random 72 yr old November 25, 2021
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Kristi

A big ass donkey she acts very donkey like and talks about assholes alot.
Kristi- Biggest of big donkeys loves talking about assholes.
by HolyShitItsShit November 15, 2019
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Kristy

According to a man from Canada, Kristy means a kid with a seven foot cock that has ejaculates 7 times a day.
Woah, this guy is a little kristy!
by NotDiorDIor September 3, 2022
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Kristy

An absolute bellend whose sperm is far to fertile
Did you here about yer man his girlfriend is pregnant again. A right Kristy
by Hippie68 March 3, 2022
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kristy delauder

Beware of Kristy DeLauder on Thanksgiving. She will take ALL the noodles for herself.
by kuhmeelyun April 7, 2017
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