a sexual act when one person with a mustache has performed a bumpkin on the other, makes quick haste with a rimjob, and they proceed to make out while there are poop crusties dangling as if icicles from mustache.
Me and the boys are Klondiking tonight
by stargazer872 January 3, 2019

A sexual act that contains two men with mustaches. One man performs a bumpkin and the other guy does a rimjob on him right after while the poop is still hot. He accepts the poop into his mouth. the guy who didn't just Eat ass gives the other a blow job, keeping the cum in his mouth. They make out and mesh the two together, creating a Klondike bar.
me and the boys are Klondiking tonight
by stargazer872 January 3, 2019

Guy 1 :Dude I so wanna Klondike right now. You have no idea.
Guy2: I could so go for some of that.
Guy1: wanna go get some then
Guy2: hell ya.
Guy2: I could so go for some of that.
Guy1: wanna go get some then
Guy2: hell ya.
by Birch ass April 19, 2019

by Realfactd May 30, 2023

A discriminatory term or nickname for white males with blonde hair. They aren’t gay but frequently gets a pole in the hole.
by TheAntiKlondike June 10, 2024
