Kelsey

Kelsey Is a low-key bitch. She usually will be seen walking around school like she owns the place, saying she is in a "committed relationship" but stoops with other men. She Is super bossy, and likes to get into gossip a lot. You can catch her ease dropping in other peoples conversations. Kelsey acts like a Thot, but knows her boundaries. She is a girl that is always hungry, taking other peoples food and drinks like a homeless prostitute. She always brags about how her life is so "messed up" and she likes to smoke pot. She is the type where she hides her vape from her mom, but can only smoke weed and drink alcohol. She tries to look "bad bitch" and calls out anyone that annoys her. She always gets nails done, and spray tan that usually never works out. Overall, she is very competitive and rude, but on the inside is very nice. Very Very Very deep down.

If you want a bad bitch, get you a Kelsey.

by BIG BOOOOOTY JUDY 696969 April 12, 2019

Kelsey

Kelsey is the most nicest guy you will ever meet, he’s always by your side no matter what, he’s funny,also will make your day, he’s kinda goofy and has that funny cheeky laugh, he is also quite smart if you ever need help I would go to him.

Kelsey can you help Me out

Hahah your so funny you made my day

by Boon May 31, 2018

Kelsey

Failed Abortion

Girl: Oh look it's failed abortion
Guy: Nah it's just kelsey

by Gillette445 October 31, 2019

Kelsey

There are 2 types of Kelseys 1 is a beautiful lovely and nice and the other one is rude toxic racist as I like to call it a light switch some one who acts nice but then turns around and is super awful

Kelsey is the anti Christ

by Better than Kelsey November 12, 2020

Kelsey

A bitch who will stab you in the back for what they want. Oh having a nice day? Wait to Kelsey finds out. She'll be a big bitch bout it to ruin it. Like every day.

Hey, be careful. You might turn into a Kelsey.

by Reppseter March 18, 2019

Kelsey

(n) :a kelsey is a being of strong mannerism. kelsey's are scrappy and take no shit off anyone, they will fight on sandbars, attack boyfriends, and yell furiously if provoked. kelsey's have been known to carry herpies, although not all kelsey's do.

like omg that redneck girl who's top fell off... she's such a kelsey.

omg... you hooked up with like 7 guys last night- you kelsey.

by Mister Pickle September 25, 2010

Kelsey

SHE IS A PERVERT WHO LICKS CATS

Sami: Whoa is that a kelsey
Dude: OMG YEAH

by The guy at jsms March 31, 2018