by jakeperry9803 April 26, 2023
Get the keanu kimcheemug. by Ilikegingerbreadman December 24, 2021
Get the Keanumug. The prettiest boy I have ever met. He has a kind, caring, amazing, and energetic personality. I love when his ears and nose go red whenever he is being complimented. Many people don't like him because he looks intimidating but when you get to know him, you'll love him. He has fluffy hair, thick eyebrows, a pretty nose, and lips. He is a crybaby though and can be a bit clingy, and talkative, but that's why I love this dude. I see myself in him, somehow. Maybe that's why I'm comfortable with him.
Me: Keanu is so amazing bro, I love him so much. I love him I love him I love him-
Friends: Okay, we get it. Congrats
Friends: Okay, we get it. Congrats
by mahiwagangbilaoniscara May 14, 2022
Get the Keanumug. Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!
by slandermander2345 May 4, 2022
Get the Keanumug. Keanus are absolutely the best guys in the world. They are so much fun to be around, but they are also loyal, reliable, and ambitious. They will make you laugh, and casually pop a ring on your finger in a few months of dating. Keanus are husband material. They're smart, make great theologians and finance bros. Everyone needs a Keanu in their life.
by holy_guac April 24, 2025
Get the Keanumug. by eastkanye March 8, 2022
Get the Keanumug. by DaniQZY February 9, 2024
Get the Keanumug.