Keanu

1. Pretty as Fuck
2.Cool Style
3.Romantic
4.Every Girl wants him
5.Funny
6. Knows how to lick a Pussy

You're so cool Keanu

by I-am-cool January 2, 2017

Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020

Keanu,Kyan,Charles

The best trio in the whole world! Everyone loves them except Charles he is the ugliest, dumbest of all!

Girl1: Look there’s the trio Keanu,Kyan,Charles
Girl2:Omgggg

by Charles sucks January 14, 2024

keanu kimchee

he is a small korean sex god and has no other traits

this bitch keanu kimchee is asian as fuck

by jakeperry9803 April 26, 2023

keanu

my boyfriend. who the fuck names their kid keanu ??
anyway bro got mad rizz, he got a 10 with zero effort

"yo who's that guy standing next to that fine ahh bitch?"

" oh that's keanu. he got mad rizz"

by dumbfucksquirrel December 11, 2022

keanu

keanu is jahshae's boyfriend and jahshae will give you the ones up if she catches you checking him out, hes a hot sexy uzo who is very much obsessed with his girlfriend xx

" whos keanu? " thats jahshaes boyfriend !

by j4hshae July 11, 2023

keanu

a guy who refuses to come out the closet and chokes on vienna sausages. loves to get glizzy juice on the floor.

damnit keanu we all know youre gay

by glizzygobbler22 November 12, 2020