newton kansas

The most boring town to live. The school sucks, their teachers and other staff sucks, the food selection sucks. Basic and boring asf. The students also suck. Fuck everybody here, y'all can go suck one
"have you heard of newton kansas"
"Oh yeah, eww... that shitty place"
by waitrenegade December 09, 2020
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Hays, Kansas

Where you can find a drunken mid-forties man with a cutoff T-shirt and a sad-excuse-for-a Steve Perry haircut at the Applebee’s bar on any given night. Typically calling the bartender “sweetie” after roughly two beers.
If you hear someone say, “There’s a dress that’ll wake you up!”, while watching figure skating, they’re probably from Hays, Kansas.
by Jarm33 February 09, 2018
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Augusta Kansas

One of the most fucking boring and average towns in existence,but if you’re looking to party it’s the place to be. Class of 2021.
Augusta Kansas- A place to get bored then get fucked up
by Big Tittie Boy June 17, 2018
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Blaine,Kansas

Full of mean old bastards,shitty roads,and jank cars.Basically a shit hole.
Kid 1: There's nothing to do in this shit hole.
Kid 2: Blaine,Kansas sucks maaan.
Kid 3: I know right.
by lonelyandconfused1 October 30, 2013
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pratt kansas

Hey man, have you ever been to Pratt Kansas?

Yeah its a total shit hole.
by rocketpower1234 November 14, 2017
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chanute, kansas

Commonly dubbed as "Shitnute" this black-hole of a dying community that tends to drag underachievers and hold them hostage within its city limits. Majority of the population consists of White an Methican American, but mostly a mix of the two.
Gale: "Where are you from?"
John: "Chanute, Kansas."
Gale: "Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know."
by Lizard_King21 June 25, 2017
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Kansas Kick

by Tiddys May 10, 2020
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