kale baker bitch

an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker

"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"

by ohnoniall December 1, 2015

Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage

Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used by vegans.

Yo Barbara, is your St. Micheal's kale gluten free?
No, but it is pretty lit and free range.

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

spencer kale rudin

being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.

Wow, he is such a Spencer Kale Rudin.

by anaKleenA June 11, 2018

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019