by S_knight_in_shining_armor May 3, 2011
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
My Friend: ey gurl!!!! wanna eat @ KFC??
Me: k...
My Otha' Friend: wut?? do we get our food fwrom a korean chick!?
Me: nooo!!!
My Friend: Whurr do u wanna goe already!?!?!?
Me: k...
My Otha' Friend: wut?? do we get our food fwrom a korean chick!?
Me: nooo!!!
My Friend: Whurr do u wanna goe already!?!?!?
by Cyute_Lil'_Aimi April 27, 2008
You spread crumbs on a condom, deep fry it and then use it to penetrate the woman, screaming "ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD" as you ejaculate. The woman MUST nibble off the crumbs and ejaculate from the condom before the act can be approved by the "Colonel in the corner" who is a man dressed as the KFC Colonel who stands in the corner of the room masturbating (optional).
"Hey Danny, how'd the KFC go last night?"
"What do you mean Alex? You were the colonel in the corner!"
"What do you mean Alex? You were the colonel in the corner!"
by TheOGWaifu May 8, 2019
by fatfood March 20, 2005
A strange mixture between fast food and legitimate dining. A terrible combination as everyone wants to sit down but would also like to eat within 0.177 seconds of paying for their meal. Prime hangout spot for rednecks, old lonely women, the morbidly obese, black people and, in more suburban areas, wiggers. The perfect place to go if you are looking to be disgusted with humanity.
Woman with gross smoker voice: Could i get 16 pieces of chicken, all breasts, 4 large potato wedges, 3 ears of corn and... uhh.. give me a diet pepsi. Im trying to watch my weight.
Cashier: Do you want your chicken original recipe, or extra crispy?
Woman: Yes.
5 o'clock news: ...And in other news there was a brutal slaying at the Weymouth KFC.
Cashier: Do you want your chicken original recipe, or extra crispy?
Woman: Yes.
5 o'clock news: ...And in other news there was a brutal slaying at the Weymouth KFC.
by Another Disgruntled Employee March 23, 2007
Another shitty subsidiary of Pepsi, where the overpriced food is oversalted so we buy their overpriced drinks, and where wages are probably very low so the greedy CEOs can get more. On Thursdays, you can pay $2 for a crappy tiny little chicken sandwich with mayonnaise and a bit of lettuce that would be half the price at McDonald's. Popeye's is even more expensive than KFC, but the food is much better. KFC stands for "Kan't Fucking Cook".
KFC is evil enough already, but do they really have to blow out the fumes of their food to lure in customers to buy their overpriced food? I mean, shit, that's not nice!
by Anonymous August 1, 2003