keyboard vomit

An unintellectual random line of letters when the keys of a keyboard are randomly pressed.

My cat stepped on my keyboard and I ended up sending an e-mail with keyboard vomit. (jvba;lewfjhgnsflkvjooo)

by Sir. Kick Ass May 16, 2011

keyboard pattern

what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.

advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols

person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers

person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg

person 1: you good bro?

person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp

person 1: keyboard pattern's?

person 2: no im just strangling myself

by your reall name March 24, 2021

Keyboard Complex

The sense of empowerment found in the anonymity of online postings and conversations. Often, the small, young and immature are at the highest risk of succumbing to this mind numbing affliction.

User 1: I just saw the new Boondock Saints movie, it was awesome.

User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit

User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.

by HolierThanCow November 20, 2009

Keyboard Hash

The pot, and detritus, (i.e. like crumbs of toast), that shakes out of a keyboard, and goes into a pipe.

I'm down to smokin' Keyboard Hash, it's toasty.

by frishy June 12, 2016

Keyboard Mashing

Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?

RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..

by Iron_Demon October 8, 2005

Keyboard Warrior

someone who is weak and used their phone as a social crutch, he/she will say shit online and/or behind your back but not to your face.

"She is such a keyboard warrior" "Weak ass bitch"

by Candy182829 January 23, 2015

Keyboard cowboy

The sarcastic,combative,and apparently omnipotent self-appointed expert on any topic of discussion.
The keyboard cowboy has a unique knack for butting into civil,informative discussions and reducing them to good ol'fashioned internet flame wars.
The keyboard cowboy has singlehandedly taken nearly every 'net bulletin board down several IQ points.

Rocketrob40 is fast becoming known as a lame keyboard cowboy

by Rob bites October 16, 2008