Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."
by bumpdraft November 30, 2012
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team kamikaze

A group of awesome individuals that show up at an event and wipe out all the other competition. Bringing home all the awards! Kicking ass and having fun while they do it.
Team Kamikaze is at it again. Showing up at the horse show and leaving nothing for anyone else. Laughing while they do it.
by pnytrnr April 18, 2014
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kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
by cherryblossom July 03, 2009
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kamikaze cunt

Some bomb ass pussy that is attatched to a crazy bitch
"I heard that debra is a Kamikaze cunt", "why do you say that?" "She cut off ryans dick last week"
by Kekistan is for retards October 09, 2017
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Kamikaze bowl

When you have a bowl for a bong and you roll a joint. Put the joint in first then add weed around it so you have a full bowl. Light the joint and smoke it till it reaches the bowl and keep going till it’s done.
Let’s light up a kamikaze bowl boys!!!
by Edger6969111 January 27, 2019
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Kamikaze Daygame

Cold approaching random women on the street going about their daily lives. Most of the time, this leads to sure rejection because you're asking them to interrupt their plans for a random stranger, but occasionally one sticks.
Chadrick: "She's pretty hot, is she from one of them sets you opened last night?"
Chadward: "Nah, bro. I picked her up running kamikaze daygame in Soho. Pretty brutal, but it was worth it."
by ChadryChaddlesworthTheThird October 22, 2020
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Kamikaze Teacher

a teacher who calls upon the class randomly when no one raises their hand.
Teacher;dont make me go kamikaze teacher!

-student raises hand-
by TheAwesomestGilbertOfPrussia January 24, 2012
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