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Jupiter

The best planet in our solar system. It is 100x better than that flat planet Earth
Logan: Whats the best planet
Any Smart Person : Jupiter of course
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Where all of our wigs fly to when watching Raini Rodriguez
me: omg my wig flew to Jupiter!!11!!
friend: same
by getyourfingeroutofmyface March 24, 2022
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Where girls go to get stupider
Boys go to college to get more knowledge, Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider
by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 31, 2022
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Jupiter

The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.
Much his planet counterpart, Jupiter is the biggest, male genatalia wise.
by Guillame April 8, 2022
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Jupiter is the best friend you will ever know. She will have gone through a large amount of trauma. She probably had a different name before Jupiter and changed it because her name had a lot to live up to. She tried to fit in when she was younger but could not so she forged her own path. Never really having that many friends but the ones she does have She protects them with a passion and with a fire. She has verying aesthetics (Dark acadamia, Cottagecore,Grunge ,Magical/Spiritual). Probably is a practicing witch. Loves Harry potter(most likely in Slytherin) (loves Percy Jackson ,Probably a Hades kid. Stuggles with her identity alot and probaly has parent that love her but do not complety accept her. (usually pan). Very Sensitive only lets her friends see it though
Jupiter slapped some dude who kicked a dog.
by JupiterAndromeda November 17, 2020
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Jupiter is the perfect person. She has varyous aesthetics usually along the lines of Dark acadamia, Cottagecore, Dragoncore, Fantasycore, Emo/pastel goth, and Magic Spirituality. can sometimes be a practicing witch. Loves Harry potter and Percy Jackson. is usually a Slytherin and a Hades kid she plays Seeker in quiditch. She is Beutiful and is the perfect friend. Her only downfall is self doubt. There are probably a few family members who dont exept her and she probably had a different name originally Jupiter is the name she gave herself because her original name felt like to much pressure. Usually part of the LGBTQ+ community. Is never afraid of ghosts but is afraid of demons. She is the fiercest most loyal friend to ever walk the earth if you are blessed enough to be her friend make sure you dont hurt her she dose not hold grudges but she does come back at you like a kick in the gut before she leaves you wishes you had never hurt the one person who would never EVER leave your side.
Jupiter just found a stray cat on the street and adopted it.
by JupiterAndromeda November 18, 2020
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Jupiter Wu

I wish I was moots with Jupiter Wu, bun so cool.
by A Jupiter Wu December 2, 2020
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