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Joshing your Kran

Dude Im just Joshing your Kran. dont get all but hurt.
by McGrady April 28, 2010
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Joshinite

Definition of a crystal named Joshinite (from 'Joshua' =the unresistable). The appearance strongly resembles a moonstone, though the center is comprised of pure gold. Its origin is a huge mystery to the most higly ranked scienstists until today. There are theories claiming that millions of years ago, a planet called AMORE exploded with all of its inhabitants, the so called Giulias. Those creatures had a heart made out of Joshinite. With the explosion, billions of fractures of their hearts are still flying around the universe.

If you are lucky enough to find a Joshinite, you can use it for benefits on all levels.

The first level is the physical. The stone has a magnetic attrection on you, making you want to touch it and cuddle it all the time. Caution, you can get easily addicted to the smooth surface and the loving smell. There are many cases of severe addictions to touching Joshinite already reported,and there's usually no hope for those people.
The second level is the mental one. Suddenly, you will feel understood very deeply and won't be afraid to share your thoughts anymore. You can talk about anything and everything without being afraid.

Third, the emotional level. The emotional ride has begun, but don't be afraid, the ending of this journey is love. With the help of this beautiful stone, you will feel so supported and safe to explore your emotions.

Last level: the spiritual one. Joshinite boosts your spiritual connection to the universe, simply by its presence.
Everybody in the world: *looking for Joshinite*
Me: I'm the happiest girl in the world <3
by giugiugiu November 24, 2021
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Joshinite

Definition of a crystal named Joshinite (from 'Joshua' =the unresistable). The appearance strongly resembles a moonstone, though the center is comprised of pure gold. Its origin is a huge mystery to the most higly ranked scienstists until today. There are theories claiming that millions of years ago, a planet called AMORE exploded with all of its inhabitants, the so called Giulias. Those creatures had a heart made out of Joshinite. With the explosion, billions of fractures of their hearts are still flying around the universe.

If you are lucky enough to find a Joshinite, you can use it for benefits on all levels.

The first level is the physical. The stone has a magnetic attrection on you, making you want to touch it and cuddle it all the time. Caution, you can get easily addicted to the smooth surface and the loving smell. There are many cases of severe addictions to touching Joshinite already reported,and there's usually no hope for those people.
The second level is the mental one. Suddenly, you will feel understood very deeply and won't be afraid to share your thoughts anymore. You can talk about anything and everything without being afraid.

Third, the emotional level. The emotional ride has begun, but don't be afraid, the ending of this journey is love. With the help of this beautiful stone, you will feel so supported and safe to explore your emotions.

Last level: the spiritual one. Joshinite boosts your spiritual connection to the universe, simply by its presence.
Everybody in the world: *looking for Joshinite*
Me: I'm the happiest girl in the world <3
by giugiugiu November 24, 2021
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Joshing

Bruv nah stop joshing me that's some real cheese.
by Dank Cheeser December 29, 2015
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Joshing Up

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Joshing

The art form of dittiling an asshole, while doing nothing else.
"Travis was joshing all day at work, I fucking hate that guy."

"Quit joshing yourself and get some shit done."
by Only8inches August 3, 2017
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Joshing

Being a complete moron in an online cooperative game. Doing things like straying away from your team and dying, engaging enemies at inappropriate times, generally being bad at basic mechanics, etc.
Hey, why the hell are you joshing you dumbass!
by UnoriginalCuck January 11, 2018
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