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Johan

From "Monster (2004)" WAS A TRANS-MAN ALL ALONG!?
Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
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big johan

person 1 ;my dad is the most amazig dad ever!
person 2; whats his name?
person 1 ; big johan
by hermanius June 20, 2017
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Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with
Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying
by anonymous December 3, 2021
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Johan

Chinese chappri boy living in india

sells momo in day
takes dick in night
I like to eat from johan
I like to give to johan
by Dormanor June 5, 2024
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Johan

johan remo regio is a student of grade 6 self discipline. he is friends with nicollo and is 0.2% gay. he says and i quote "a bit gay". its alright tho guys i can fix him
yo johan kinda gay ngl
by ventilover69 May 29, 2023
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Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are
That guy over there is such a Johan”
by JohanHater December 12, 2018
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Jed Johan

You're a very red flag guy. But I don't why I'm simping about you. Because you came accidentally in my life and you gave my heart full of love. I love you baby. I miss you mahal. But I need to let you go this time. You're a blessing but not my answered prayer.
Jed johan is a caring person.
by Your baby mahal renalyn October 20, 2021
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