slippery jinx

Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.

Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.

by Snaketoe October 29, 2017

Mr Jinx

A huge black cat that would hate if you disturbed it. They are most likey pure bred but vets can't tell with out be harmed by the animal. If you ever encounter a "Mr Jinx", especially if he's sleeping, be sure not to disturb him because you may end up in hostipal.

Omg is that Mr Jinx, nigga we better be careful.

by Yodelatme May 2, 2018

Jinx

one of the best cats ever.
a cat that was found in a field behind someone's house and has very big feet and green eyes.
almost on par with other funny cats like floppa and plinka
(very cute)

Person 1: yo look at this cat called jinx
Person 2: holy shit its cute
Person 1: im still amazed by it

by glurt January 26, 2022

Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them

“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam

by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018

Jinx Master

It is basically Bruno no no no.

You are acting like the Jinx Master.
Stop saying everything and it actually comes true!

by GalaxieBoi Gaming March 24, 2022

dick jinx

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"

"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"

by Johnny Ham November 9, 2014

Jinx

jinx is the sexiest person alive and Gets any bitch they want and everyone should cash app the 200$ rn ‼️

“ I wanna suck jinx’s dick” or “ I want jinx to suck my dick”

by DBBDBDBDB gf November 23, 2021