hand jammy

A better way of saying hand job, usually done better by the male person than anybody else despite the best female efforts.

The girl had a fat lip and was on the rag so I settled for a hand jammy.

by wianm December 28, 2007

Jammy Dodger

Used to describe someone who is always on their period.

That Mary is a right jammy dodger, always missing things cos she's too busy jammin.

by Chris Patsy March 10, 2008

bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

jammy dodger

When having sex with a woman who is on her period u have to dodge the 'jammy' vagina and slip it into the asshole.

Dude i totally gave this chic a jammy dodger last night

by pwiznay June 25, 2009

jammy party

Having a party dressed in Pyjamas.
Allso refered to as "jammy's"
Often takes place on a plane from Norway to San Diego, or in San Diego itself.

Yo dood we havin a jammy party on the plane to San Diego, it's gonna be me Elise and Silje there, probz som more doods, why dontya come?

by Figzyy May 16, 2014

Mammy Jammy

mother fucker. To be incredibly pissed off and frustrated with everything possible.

"Table 33 didn't tip me shit- mammy jammy!"

by savannah douglas October 2, 2011

Jammy Joke

A joke which is actually a lie. But is called a jammy joke Because it is less harsh than a lie. It contains jammy because it is so packed full of jammy lie goodness

Person one: i like mudkipz

Person two:Really

Person one: JAMMY JOKES i heart Charizard

by Michaleson November 23, 2010