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Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.
by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016
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gettin Jiffy with it

When your partner performs analingus on you like a Rottweiler working a kong full of peanut butter.
by anonymous December 22, 2022
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jiffy pop

A discreet metaphor for smoking marijuana.

The term was popularized by the famous Tampa Bay shock-jock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly way to talk about getting high when marijuana was illegal. Inspired by the famous foil panned Jiffy Pop popcorns’ commercial jingle - “gather round the Jiffy Pop”.
BUBBA : “Hey Manson, where are Ned and tuddle?”

MANSON: “I think they’re cooking some Jiffy Pop.”

BUBBA: “Tell em to bring it in the studio I’m starving!!!”
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
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Look at that jiffy

A phrase like used as "back in a jiffy" this means wow look how fast they are.
by Dora who loves her cousin March 21, 2021
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Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.
My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.
by Badidea2234 September 16, 2021
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Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.
"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."
by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017
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pickle jiffy

When ones penis finds itself in a jar of peanut butter
Eric Armentrout from Salem Virginia drunkinly woke up in a pickle jiffy
by eddylasko February 2, 2023
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