by lalaassf December 22, 2016
Get the jesla mug.Jésagodism jé-say-god-ih-zum is an acceptance religion where God, Jesus, and Satan are all worshipped and loved equally. It is focused on the beliefs that everyone is equal no matter what race, sexuality, gender, profession, intellect, income, sex, illnesses etc. and that instead of hate to be spread, it is focused specifically on spreading love, acceptance, reassurance, and support. The buildings in which jésagodists practice the religion are called godaéj's, and Sundays are the religious events in which the jésagodists come to practice and/or go to Sunday school. Our Sunday school program consists of a ball pit for recess and Dunkin Donuts served for breakfast to all children. They will learn early in their life to accept everyone and not to judge those who are not interfering in their personal daily lives. Sherly Temples will be served as the blood of Christ and garlic bread in small portions served as the skin of Christ. A rock band will perform each song that is supposed to play on that day of the week, and cursing is allowed no matter how young the age. Our bible will be in a rough copy eventually, but for now you can find it published on Wattpad (continuously) to learn about more of the things Jésagodism offers if you join this religion! The Pope is Kaylee and the Holy Daddies are Lea and Becca.
by Pope Kae February 2, 2017
Get the Jésagodism mug.Human 1: *To Human 2's crush* Human 2 has liked you for like a month.
Human 2:
Human 1: *to human 2* I completely set you up.
Human 2:
Human 1: Stop being a Jesahi and make your move.
Human 2:
Human 1: *to human 2* I completely set you up.
Human 2:
Human 1: Stop being a Jesahi and make your move.
by The Pineapple Man December 11, 2018
Get the Jesahi mug.The type of thing you say when something stupid or amazing occurs. A refference to Jesus Christ and sauce. Preferably
it would be said with an nigerian accent.
it would be said with an nigerian accent.
Michael: There are 37 stars on the american flag
Jack: Jesauce
Random gymnast: *Does a 360 tripple backflip*
Dikembe: Jesauce
Jack: Jesauce
Random gymnast: *Does a 360 tripple backflip*
Dikembe: Jesauce
by -Booty Warrior- February 28, 2019
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Man 2: fuck bro, lucky, how was it
Man 1: best pussy of my life, right asf and tastes like strawberries. I recommend getting u a girl like Jesma.
Man 2: fuck bro, lucky, how was it
Man 1: best pussy of my life, right asf and tastes like strawberries. I recommend getting u a girl like Jesma.
by Consentisamyth101 October 1, 2019
Get the Jesma mug.The name Jeshane is typically related to a male who fucks around with every female around the block. A HOE. They are dangerous, and sometimes can be hard to trust. But besides that they are very good looking and speak their mind, like nobody’s business. They are known to be very determined and straight minded when it comes to getting someone. They do not like being referred to as weak individuals which causes them to close off.
If you have them in your life... be carful
If you have them in your life... be carful
by Christie001290 October 21, 2019
Get the jeshane mug.This man is an amazing person. He will act mean and tough to everyone but he is very kind to the people he is close to. If you ever find a Jeshaud don’t let him go. He loves hard and fast. He is the type to overthink things but reassure him. He is dashingly handsome with deep brown chocolate eyes. He has a handsome smile that you keep in your mind forever. His personality is even better. He is one of the most funny people you will meet with a serious side. Don’t make fun of him or be mean he can be sensitive. Don’t ever let him go he is to precious.
Jeshaud is the love of my life.
by Omgwriter November 4, 2020
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