when a teenage boy or even grown man has an unusual obsession with the jonas brothers (kevin,joe,and nick jonas)
girl: like omg i am so obsessed with the jonas brothers!!
guy: omg me too!!!!
girl: ...
guy: im having a jo-bromance
guy: omg me too!!!!
girl: ...
guy: im having a jo-bromance
by maddiekayy July 11, 2008
1. A break-up procedure by which a girl leads a guy on as if she plans to be with him forever, then over time cuts sex, communication, and what little remained of trust out of the picture because she wants to move out of state but is too scared to break it off in the first place.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend hasn't been talking to me the way she used to for the past month, now she is cutting back on sex and she yells at me for no reason when i try to talk to her about it!
Guy 2: Ya know she was originally from New York...Sounds like your about to get The Julia Jo
Guy 2: Ya know she was originally from New York...Sounds like your about to get The Julia Jo
by Travis W. T February 14, 2009
AJ is the most self sacrificing woman I know. Maternal, thoughtful, handy, loyal, reliable and her strength is inspiring.Oh and she's hilarious!
by RBau July 24, 2013
Woman, smart, very helpful, has a hard time saying no, is totally dedicated to family, her children and grandchildren they are the reason for her being alive, without them she would pearish. Jo-Ann is a caretaker, she is dedicated and responsible, her feelings are hurt easily by the ones she loves, she is trustworthy and honest, Beautiful, good sense of humour, loves to laugh, enjoys people and loves travelling, is a born leader, above all she enjoys being with family and friends, her home is her castle, she is proud and will fight for her rights, (nice person).
Jo-Ann would take a bullet for any one of her (children)(grandchildren) no one better mess with her where her children are concerned, she would give up her life to protect them, including her spouse.
by Parenting February 04, 2010
Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
by yeah yeah chicken feet September 02, 2011
A sick/hot sexual act involving genital-ocular contact, including ejaculation into the eye or eye socket, made famous by Scarlett Johannson.
WARNING: Sco-Joing may increase the risk of herpes viral infections of the eye
WARNING: Sco-Joing may increase the risk of herpes viral infections of the eye
Sometimes when my boyfriend performs a sco-jo on me, to relieve his scarlet fever, my vision is blurry for days.
by Zibo03 September 05, 2008
Ellie jo is a wonderful,kind,creative and loving person with a huge heart of love and imagination. If anyone knows an Ellie jo they should be very grateful.
by Yoyo solo January 09, 2018