He has a big dick, he is probably a Joaquin
by tukcherofav November 22, 2021
Get the Joaquinmug. 
Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
Get the Joaquin the Koalamug. Joaquin Lindop better get off that computer call, and kiss me on my hot mouth, i’m feeling romantical
by Joaquins lover July 28, 2021
Get the Joaquin Lindopmug. The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
Get the Joaquin's Jizz Juicermug. 
Andrea and Joaquin are usually good couples. May have a rough start but end up staying together or getting back together. Andrea and Joaquin find love only once and that’s why they find each other. It is usually hard to separate them. Andreas and Joaquin’s are the perfect match for each other.
Oh did you hear about Andrea and Joaquin?
Oh yeah aren’t they the best couple ever?
Yes they are madly in love!
Oh yeah aren’t they the best couple ever?
Yes they are madly in love!
by Jayquin13 November 20, 2023
Get the Andrea and Joaquinmug.