What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016
Get the Getting busy with mr jizzy mug.Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".
Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014
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The act of ejaculating between a woman’s ass crack perfectly and paying your tab by swiping your Visa, MasterCard, American Express or Discover Card quickly
Hey bro, how was the sex with Mandy?
I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.
I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.
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Get the Jizzy jezzy jess mug.When someone is horny-annoying.
In other words, someone who is being uncontrollably annoying like a horny person who can't keep it in their pants.
Synonyms: desperate, blue-balled, over-the-top, annoying, nuisance, cringe
In other words, someone who is being uncontrollably annoying like a horny person who can't keep it in their pants.
Synonyms: desperate, blue-balled, over-the-top, annoying, nuisance, cringe
Example 1: Bitch, quit acting jizzy.
Example 2: Don't be jizzy and go make me a sandwich.
Example 3: Joe is being jizzy right now.
Example 4: Those fools at the club were jizzy.
Example 2: Don't be jizzy and go make me a sandwich.
Example 3: Joe is being jizzy right now.
Example 4: Those fools at the club were jizzy.
by therealuncleheshy July 24, 2023
Get the Jizzy mug.A dramatic condition in which a male spins in a circle while emitting semen. An alternate option can be receiving oral sex after playing pin the tail on the donkey.
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