The name Jalen is a name for cute boys only. If your name is Jalen your the best person ever. If your name is Jalen you should have a girlfriend that starts with C.
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Get the Jalen mug.Very sweet and caring. He can make a bad day turn into your best just by talking. He's hilarious and has some traits that will make you believe he might be on the spectrum. He's highly intelligent, attractive, and unique. VERY BIG LUCKI FAN. Find a Jalen, you'll be able to talk to him for hours on end.
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