'Itchy Ribs' refers to a condition affecting the bones which form the rib cage surrounding the chest, including the sternum through the costal cartilage to the clavicle. It is commonly misconstrued that the 'Itch" manifests itself on the surrounding skin of the bones. This theory, however, was disproven when a 2006 study discovered a causal connection between the severity of a patient's itch and a patient's daily intake of calcium supplements for relief of heartburn.
Symptoms of IR include: circular motions massaging the rib bones and surrounding cartilage, repeated statements calling attention to the state of one's ribs, and excessive intake of heartburn medication and/or alcoholic beverages, but usually in conjunction.
Symptoms of IR include: circular motions massaging the rib bones and surrounding cartilage, repeated statements calling attention to the state of one's ribs, and excessive intake of heartburn medication and/or alcoholic beverages, but usually in conjunction.
by ILoveCrockadileDundee32 February 03, 2011
The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."
by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004
1)when a mans ball sac is very itchy and it will not go away and if you scratch it you are in danger of tearing it. e.g. OUCH!!! rubbing it does not also work, don't know why it just don't.
2) Matthew
2) Matthew
by Ben Todd May 13, 2004
by Chad December 11, 2004
That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.
by Jetters August 29, 2007
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generally an illegal immigrant from mexico, central or south america whiling to do some of the shittiest jobs that most americans have no desire to do. typically they wear cowboy boots blue jeans and a flannel button down. their 8-15 hour day of hard labor almost always ends with an envelope of no more then 80 dollars cash.
before we head to the job this morning we must pick up an itchie wawa in front of mcdonalds on main street
i do not want to rake my lawn so i will just get an itchie wawa to take care of it
that itchie wawa looked in his envelope and asked for more money, i said get the fuck out of my truck before i call the INS
i do not want to rake my lawn so i will just get an itchie wawa to take care of it
that itchie wawa looked in his envelope and asked for more money, i said get the fuck out of my truck before i call the INS
by Bfischer December 07, 2010