'Itchy Ribs' refers to a condition affecting the bones which form the rib cage surrounding the chest, including the sternum through the costal cartilage to the clavicle. It is commonly misconstrued that the 'Itch" manifests itself on the surrounding skin of the bones. This theory, however, was disproven when a 2006 study discovered a causal connection between the severity of a patient's itch and a patient's daily intake of calcium supplements for relief of heartburn.
Symptoms of IR include: circular motions massaging the rib bones and surrounding cartilage, repeated statements calling attention to the state of one's ribs, and excessive intake of heartburn medication and/or alcoholic beverages, but usually in conjunction.
Symptoms of IR include: circular motions massaging the rib bones and surrounding cartilage, repeated statements calling attention to the state of one's ribs, and excessive intake of heartburn medication and/or alcoholic beverages, but usually in conjunction.
by ILoveCrockadileDundee32 February 03, 2011
The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."
by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004
1)when a mans ball sac is very itchy and it will not go away and if you scratch it you are in danger of tearing it. e.g. OUCH!!! rubbing it does not also work, don't know why it just don't.
2) Matthew
2) Matthew
by Ben Todd May 13, 2004
by Chad December 11, 2004
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by Jetters August 29, 2007
The child actor that starred in the 80s sitcom, "Silver Spoons". As an adult, he later went on to star in "NYPD Blue". His acting skills are highly overrated.
by DAR4652 January 06, 2006