Inuit Apology

A political maneuver used by Canadian Politicians to avoid responsibility and evade media accountability. In promising to apologize for an historic Indigenous grievance, a Politician may use it to provide political cover when faced with a contemporaneous scandal.

Q: "In light of the large and growing mass of evidence that you and your Government tried to unlawfully pressure the Attorney General into cutting a sweetheart deal for your SNC-Lavalin in a corruption case, will you be apologizing today?"

A: "I will be making an Inuit apology later today."

by Nuliayuk March 7, 2019

iniquity indenture

when the government makes you admit that you will do wrong again to make more revenue

The iniquity indenture made everyone be cited by the law at least one time in their life as told by Jordan Thomas Cooper to Coastal Carolina’s first student-athlete to play football and baseball Darryl Williams over a decade ago.

by Coop Dupe January 10, 2020

inquisaloof

A compound of inquisitive and aloof existing in a contradictory state.

One who is simultaneously asks all the wrong questions, and doesn't care about the correct answers.

Of course they don't care about the report numbers, they're busy being inquisaloof about how everyone's weekend was.

by RandomOfficeGit June 11, 2021

intuitive scientist

Intuitive scientists are people who understand the principles of relativity and quantum physics without studying science. Some call these people psychics, mediums, sensitives or seers. These people are often ahead of unseen and unproven scientific discoveries due to being directly connected to “source”.

We've gathered a group of intuitive scientists to offer a new perspective on energy

by mysticmoyo February 9, 2022

Iniquitous

Grossly Unfair and morally wrong. A large ego backed by skill. It is him, he is the one, he is TheIniquitous.

The #1 Legit Enderslayer is TheIniquitous

by TheIniquitous May 28, 2022

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

canis inquisition

When your dog sniffs you suspiciously after you've been around other dogs.

So, she has two dogs and when I got home after hanging out at her house my dog gave me the canis inquisition - it was like being interrogated by the cops

by tyrannosaurusrick February 17, 2010