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Stall Pause

The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
by NickyLags May 31, 2011
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Stall Standoff

The act of refusing to do one's business at a public restroom until it is completely vacant. This often leads to a standoff when there are two parties who are trying to be modest.
I had just gotten situated on the can when someone ran into the stall beside me. A Stall Standoff was made for 10 minutes until I just couldn't hold it anymore.
by albinorineo June 16, 2012
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Deluxe Stall

The random stall in the bathroom that's like 3x bigger than the other ones for no apparent reason. Usually the stall of choice for a luxury shit.
John: Hey man, how was your shit?

Other John: Pretty awesome, I got the deluxe stall.

John: Dude, nice.
by deluxestall September 24, 2011
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stall waster

1. a male that uses a stall to pee, even if a urenal is open
2. a self-concious male that hides from people in restrooms
3. a male that will actually use a handicapped stall, when other stalls are open
Steve, there's a urenal right here; don't be a stall waster dude.

The stall waster heard steps, and ran to the closes stall to hide.

The man in the wheel chair crapped in his pants because a stall waster wouldn't come out.
by Bee Rye Anne March 16, 2009
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Stall Hopper

The act of looking over the divider between two urinals to check another man's penis size, in order to feel more comfortable with your own penis size.
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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010
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stall brother

A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.
I went to take a dump at the mall and had the whole bathroom to myself! Then just as I get ready to go, some asshole walks in and takes the stall next to me. I said 'Dude, can you take the next one down? I don't want to be stall brothers'.
by CuseWick August 4, 2015
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Stall-Whaker

One who openly masturbates in a public bathroom, and is caught doing so.
That kid is so stupid, damn Stall-Whaker.
by Aaron Higgins April 16, 2006
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