Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues

"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"

by Goblinsanta January 06, 2021

cider

piss

stop drinking the piss drawer cider boy

by shshhafgaj February 01, 2020

Cider

A person who is named after the bereaved. That beverage is named after the drink made of apple typically drank in the fall season. Someone with this name will typically be criticized for being named after a beverage, although they may have gotten the name from a song title instead

“Oh Cider is over there!” “Hand this to Cider”

by Frickitzbatz August 15, 2023

Cider

A cliché story, and usually refers to an unobstructed, exhilarating, and rapid development. In other words, the world is only created for the main character. The opposite of Cider is Sweet Potato: a novel with a convoluted story/too much drama.

It’s a delightful cider series.

by hnaegun June 21, 2023

cider barge

A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.

Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."

.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."

by Monsieur_TMA1 April 16, 2023

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 20, 2019

Cider sprinkler

Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.

Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"

Mark "You cider sprinkler"

Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"

(slip)

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 23, 2010