Poonado Cider

A huge nasty diharrhea

"Mom I made a huge poonado cider in the toilet"

by NocturnalBeauty101 October 30, 2015

In the Cider

Drunk on hard apple cider, usually posed as a question. Can be used for just drunk.

Patrick: *stumbles down the stairs*
James: Patrick, have you been In the cider?

by Corkcbaosum March 28, 2021

Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.

The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.

by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019

Dickins Cider

Some sleek Australian way of telling someone you had your way with a girl. You had it inside her.

Yee mate, I had s'm good Dickins Cider last nite. She g'n rather loud's well.

by SuperSecret47 January 01, 2019

cider barge

A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.

Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."

.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."

by Monsieur_TMA1 April 16, 2023

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 20, 2019

Cider sprinkler

Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.

Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"

Mark "You cider sprinkler"

Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"

(slip)

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 23, 2010