Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.

I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .

by Mephistepheles October 02, 2015

Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.

The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

by beardogg0524 August 09, 2024

immaculance

Classy

She had the aura of immaculance

by Grassmoney December 12, 2020

immaculate direction

When you have no idea what your doing or where your going but it just feels right!

I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 27, 2019

Immaculate Buttception

Supernaturally having a baby through butt sex.

I ran out of birth control but he was so hot so I only let him do me in the butt but I still got pregnant! It was immaculate buttception!

by JoelskiJizzle April 30, 2020

Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.

Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!

by Preacher-Man January 01, 2021

immaculate conception academy

Icgay ass school known for having ugly bitches coz they be the ones getting caught up. work. ugly ass uniforms period.

Damn you go to Immaculate Conception Academy? But you’re too pretty to go there.

by yb_thenun October 17, 2019