Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

by OhDoktor May 31, 2013

Holmaf illusion

The Holmaf illusion is a famous illusion discovered by Mike Hawk.

1: Hey wanna see the Holmaf illusion with me?
2: What's the Holmaf illusion?
3: Hold ma fucking balls in yo mouth.

by spookianne September 21, 2023

obstacle illusion

An illusion placed in a strategic location to serve as an obstacle.
An obstacle placed in a strategic location to serve as an illusion.

Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man, its just an obstacle illusion.

Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man,Its just an obstacle illusion. (zap)
Person 1 -Ouch, that looks painful, ill have to watch out for those.

by Lucky Pablo January 1, 2008

illusion-hacks

Illusion-hacks a cheat provider for games which are always undetected.

Man, are you cheating?
Yes?
What are you using?
Well, Illusion-Hacks.
Ok, I am going to buy that! ;)
Yeah, it's undetected.

by IzzyMichiel March 8, 2017

hoptical illusion

1. The effects of brewing on the eyesight causing things / people to seem different to reality
2. Anything seen through beer goggles

"Wow!! Check out that stunner over the other end of the bar!"
"Nah mate, she's a hoptical illusion"

by Marvel dee cee June 22, 2017

The moon illusions and lies

The moon is made up of illusions and lies

The moon illusions and lies

by King of wisdom 901 November 3, 2022

Ringworm Illusion

when a man wakes up hungover and looks at his wiener, and sees a red ring around it. This ring is actually the red lipstick that the woman blowing him off last night was wearing.

i looked at my wiener and saw the Ringworm Illusion, and almost passed out.

by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009